Ubuntu 9.04 server.24/24,7/7 online

I have in local:

1.ful digitalb card with SS 1-5, and x1-x2,16 east
2.digi hr n3 card,0,8 west
3.Hayat 16 east/4 west,viacces card
4.Tring ful conax card,16 east
5.Hrt viacces card,13 east

im looking for

kabel deutschland
sky it full hd without freezing
sky uk
polsat full hd
orangge full hd

no local =no share
no reshere = no share
no active line = no response
no fake card please.
tested all cards