A La Carte TV Listing
June 6 to June 13
Satellite: Astra 1H
Position: 19.2 east
Frequency: 12129 V
Programming hours: 24 hours
Encryptions: Seca 2
(ALC1, 6, 9, 12 & 13)
Avec Mathilde Seigner, Pascal Elbé, Kad Merad, Yves Rénier, Daniel Duval, Annelise Hesme, Constance Dollé, Carole Richert, Marie Bunel et Jobby Valente.
Abandonné par sa femme, le patron d'une minoterie trouvre refuge auprès de ses deux amis d'enfance, qui connaissent, eux aussi, des problèmes personnels. Claire, César et Baptiste se connaissent et s'apprécient depuis l'enfance. Inséparables, ils affrontent les difficultés de la vie. Lorsque la femme de César convoque Claire et Baptiste pour leur annoncer qu'elle quitte son mari, ceux-ci n'ont d'autre choix que d'annoncer la triste nouvelle à leur ami. Celui-ci sombre aussitôt dans une déprime chronique. Baptiste, célibataire malheureux mais gouailleur, cache ses problèmes personnels et engage une call-girl pour consoler César. Celui-ci, qui ignore tout de son initiative, tombe amoureux la séductrice. Claire, qui tente de connaître le nom de sa mère qui a accouché sous X, dissimule elle aussi ses préoccupations. César et Baptiste décident de l'aider discrètement, mais se révèlent maladroits. Bon an mal an, le trio se dispute, se réconcilie, se cherche et se quitte, entre disputes et éclats de rire.
Starring Al Pacino, Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobieski, Amy Brenneman, Deborah Kara Unger, Ben McKenzie and Neal McDonough.
Dr. Jack Gramm (Al Pacino) is a college professor who moonlights as a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI. When Gramm receives a death threat claiming he has only 88 minutes to live, he must use all his skills and training to narrow down the possible suspects, who include a disgruntled student, a jilted former lover and a serial killer who is already on death row, before his time runs out.
Body Armour (Protection Rapprochée)
(ALC3, 5, 8 & 11)
Starring Til Schweiger, Chazz Palminteri, Lluís Homar, Gustavo Salmerón, Cristina Brondo, Khan Bonfils and Louis Decosta Johnson.
Ace bodyguard John Ridley and his team are protecting Presidential candidate Governor Lonsdale at a rally in California when a Sniper opens fire. Ridley takes out the sniper but when he reaches his downed man, he turns to see an assassin pointing a gun at Lonsdale's head. The assassin taunts Ridley and shoots him. With Ridley down, the assassin turns and kills Lonsdale with one shot. The assassin lets Ridley live. Four years later. Ridley is a shell of his former self and has given up being a bodyguard. Mark Graver, Ridley's old boss, pays him a visit at the community center where Ridley now works. Graver offers Ridley a job protecting a big government witness that specifically asked for Ridley's protection. The witness, Lee Maxwell, is in Barcelona awaiting extradition. When Ridley arrives at the hotel to meet him, he is shocked and enraged to find that Maxwell is the assassin who killed Lonsdale 4 years ago. Graver gives Ridley his objective. He must keep Maxwell alive for 3 days until he testifies. The criminal organisation that Maxwell will soon expose gathers for a secret meeting. Maxwell knows their names and faces, so he must be killed before he testifies.
Starring Jenny McCarthy, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Cármen Ekectra and Victor Webster.
A modern day Cinderella story which sees disaster prone Rebecca (McCarthy) embargs on an outrageous and hilarious journey in search of true love. Betrayed by her boyfriend, Richard (Webster) and following a palm reader's psychic prophecy, Rebecca goes in search of her one true soul mate.
Starring Bijou Phillips, Lauren German, Roger Bart, Richard Burgi, Vera Jordanova, Heather Mattarazzo, Stanislav Ianevski and Milan Knazko.
Three American students studying art in Rome are drawn into a grim world of torture and suffering in director Eli Roth's blackly comic sequel to the horror hit that shocked the world. Beth (Lauren German), Whitney (Bijou Phillips), and Lorna (Heather Matarazzo) have ventured outside of their stateside surroundings in order to get a more worldly appreciation of the arts. But sketching nudes all day can take its toll on even the most talented artist, and when class is over the three girls jump at the opportunity to experience Europe firsthand. As they set out on the train for an impromptu weekend trip, however, the coeds are surprised to cross paths with the beautiful model they had just been sketching. It appears that she, too, is preparing for a vacation that promises to be both relaxing and rejuvenating, and a generous invitation to join her at a remote hostel surrounded by soothing hot springs ultimately proves too tempting for the adventurous Americans to pass up. Unfortunately for the unsuspecting students, one person's idea of relaxing can be another's worst nightmare. Now on an unavoidable collision course with two American businessmen who long to get an edge on their competition by experiencing the thrill of the kill and a scythe-wielding woman who maintains her youthful visage using the Elizabeth Bathory method, these unsuspecting students are about to fall into a trap that remains one of the sadistic and wealthy elite's most well-guarded secrets.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry
Starring Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Ving Rhames, Steve Buscemi, Dan Aykroyd and Rob Corddry.
Chuck Ford (Adam Sandler) and Larry Allensworth (Kevin James) are the pride of their fire station: two guy's guys always side-by-side and willing to do anything for each other. Salt-of-the-earth widower Larry wants just one thing: to protect his family. His buddy Chuck also wants one thing: to enjoy the single life. Grateful Chuck owes Larry for saving his life in a fire, and Larry calls in that favor big time when civic red tape prevents him from naming his own two kids as his life insurance beneficiaries. All that Chuck has to do is claim to be Larry's domestic partner on some city forms. Easy. Nobody will ever know. But when an overzealous, spot-checking bureaucrat becomes suspicious, the new couple's arrangement becomes a citywide issue and goes from confidential to front-page news. Forced to improvise as love-struck newlyweds, Chuck and Larry must now fumble through a hilarious charade of domestic bliss under one roof. After surviving their mandatory honeymoon and dodging the threat of exposure, the well-intentioned con men discover that sticking together in your time of need is what truly makes a family.
J’aurais Voulu Etre Un Danseur
(ALC2, 4, 7 & 14)
Avec Vincent Elbaz, Cécile de France, Jean-Pierre Cassel, Circé Lethem, Pierre Cassignard, Jeanne Balibar, Simon Buret et Franck Monier.
Un homme à l'existence tranquille change radicalement de vie quand il découvre un DVD du film Chantons sous la pluie. Il abandonne tout pour devenir danseur. François Maréchal mène une existence en tout point heureuse. Il est marié à une charmante jeune femme, père d'un petit garçon et vient d'obtenir une promotion. Tout change le jour où ressort le DVD du film «Chantons sous la pluie. François bascule alors rapidement dans un univers de comédie musicale. Le bon père de famille et mari dévoué décide de tout laisser tomber pour apprendre à danser les claquettes. A force de persévérance, François, danseur moyen, est embauché dans un club de province. C'est alors qu'il comprend que son père, qu'il croyait mort depuis des années, a lui aussi tout quitté pour vivre sa passion des claquettes.
Starring Kevin Costner, Demi Moore, Dane Cook, William Hurt, Marg Helgenberger, Ruben Santiago-Hudson, Danielle Panabaker, Aisha Hinds and Lindsay Crouse.
Consider Mr. Brooks. A successful businessman. A generous philanthropist. A loving father and devoted husband. Seemingly, he's perfect. But Mr. Brooks has a secret - he is an insatiable serial killer, so lethally clever that no one has ever suspected him - until now. Earl Brooks (Kevin Costner) is a man who has managed to keep his two incompatible worlds from intersecting by controlling his cunning, wicked alter ego Marshall (William Hurt). But now, as Mr. Brooks succumbs to one last murderous urge, an amateur photographer (Dane Cook) witnesses the crime. Suddenly Brooks finds himself entangled in the dark agenda of an opportunistic bystander, as well as hunted by the unorthodox and tenacious detective Tracy Atwood (Demi Moore). Can Mr. Brooks outsmart his adversaries and conceal his shocking double life from his wife (Marg Helgenberger) and daughter (Danielle Panabaker) or will someone expose his crimes and his identity once and for all?
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End
(ALC1 & 4)
Starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush, Naomie Harris, Stellan Skarsgård, Alex Norton, Jack Davenport, Bill Nighy, Chow Yun-Fat and Keith Richards.
In the third movie of the series, we find our heroes Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) allied with Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) in a desperate quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from his mind-bending trap in Davy Jones’ locker, while the terrifying ghost ship, The Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones, under the control of the East India Trading Company, wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas. Navigating through treachery, betrayal and wild waters, they must forge their way to exotic Singapore and confront the cunning Chinese Pirate Sao Feng (Chow Yun-Fat). Now headed beyond the very ends of the earth, each must ultimately choose a side in a final, titanic battle ... as not only their lives and fortunes, but the entire future of the freedom-loving Pirate way, hangs in the balance.
The Simpsons Movie
Homer Simpson is used to alienating people, but nothing compares to the level of animosity he's inspired with his most recent foul-up: polluting the river with toxic waste from the nuclear power plant. Now, Homer's been fired and the citizens of Springfield forced to evacuate in this first-ever big-screen outing for Matt Groening's animated clan.