A La Carte TV Listing

January 9 to January 16

Satellite: Astra 1H

Position: 19.2 east

Frequency: 12129 V

Programming hours: 24 hours

Encryptions: Seca 2


Bienvenue Chez Les Ch'tis

Avec Kad Merad, Dany Boon, Zoé Félix, Lorenzo Ausilia-Foret, Anne Marivin, Philippe Duquesne, Guy Lecluyse et Line Renaud.
Un employé de la Poste de Salon-de-Provence se retrouve muté à Bergues, une petite ville du nord de la France, qui s'avère plus sympathique qu'il n'y paraît. Philippe Abrams dirige la Poste de Salon-de-Provence, dans les Bouches-du-Rhône. Pour faire plaisir à sa femme, Julie, à tendance dépressive, il décide de frauder sa direction pour obtenir une mutation sur la Côte d'Azur. Il est démasqué et envoyé à Bergues, dans le Nord. Il part donc seul affronter un peuple sur lequel il est rempli de préjugés. Philippe n'est pas au bout de ses surprises. Très vite, il fait la connaissance de personnes sympathiques et chaleureuses. Notamment d'Antoine, le facteur. Lorsqu'il rentre chez lui et tente de convaincre sa femme des bienfaits de la région, elle ne le croit pas. Philippe décide alors d'entrer dans son jeu et demande à ses nouveaux amis de se montrer odieux avec elle.


Starring Michael-Stahl-David, Mike Vogel and Lizzy Caplan.
On the eve of his departure for Japan, Rob sees his going-away party as an opportunity to confess unresolved feelings and tie up loose ends. His agenda takes an unexpected turn when a jolt shakes the revelers. The crowd quiets down to watch news reports of an earthquake, then rushes to the roof to assess the damage. A fireball explodes on the distant horizon. A power failure follows. Confusion gives way to panic as the partygoers stumble through the blackout and into the streets. Amid the human screams and one inhuman roar, Rob and his friends must traverse a landscape that has changed, overtaken by something otherworldly, terrifying, monstrous ...

Enchanted (Il Etait Une Fois)

Starring Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey, James Marsden, Timothy Spall, Idina Menzel, Rachel Covey and Susan Sarandon.
Classic Disney animation meets contemporary urban chaos when a frightened princess is banished from her magical animated homeland to modern-day New York City in this romantic comedy. Princess Giselle (Amy Adams) lives in the blissful cartoon world of Andalasia, where magical beings frolic freely and musical interludes punctuate every interaction. Though Princess Giselle is currently engaged to be married to the handsome Prince Edward (James Marsden), her fate takes a turn for the worse when the villainous Queen Narissa (Susan Sarandon) banishes her to the unforgiving metropolis of New York City. As the cruelty of the big city soon begins to wear down the fairy-tale exterior of the once-carefree princess, the frightened Giselle soon finds herself falling for a friendly but flawed divorce lawyer (Patrick Dempsey) whose kind compassion helps her to survive in this strange and dangerous new world.

The Golden Compass (A La Croisée Des Mondes: La Boussole d'Or)

Starring Nicole Kidman, Dakota Blue Richards, Sam Elliott, Eva Green, Daniel Craig, Christopher Lee, Tom Courtenay, Derek Jacobi, Ian McKellen, Ian McShane, Freddie Highmore, Kathy Bates and Kristin Scott Thomas.
In a parallel world where people each have a personal dæmon, the manifestation of their soul in animal form, young Lyra Belacqua is a precocious orphan growing up at Oxford University. The rambunctious girl enjoys climbing on the roof with Roger the kitchen boy, spitting plum stones on passersby, stealing apples from the market and disrupting tutorials by making animal sounds. But her carefree existence changes when she and her dæmon prevent an assassination attempt against her uncle, the powerful Lord Asriel, then overhear a secret discussion about a mysterious entity known as Dust. She’s then quickly swept up in a dangerous game involving disappearing children, a beautiful woman with a golden monkey dæmon, a trip to the far north, and a set of allies ranging from witches to an armor-clad polar bear. Based on the Carnegie Medal-winning novel by Phillip Pullman.

Modern Love

France, 2008. Avec Alexandra Lamy, Stephane Rousseau, Berenice Bejo et Stephane Kazandjian.
C'est l'histoire d'Eric qui aime Anne mais qui retrouve Marie, son ex, et qui se prend à rêver à une seconde chance. C'est l'histoire d'Elsa qui, après s'être jurée de ne plus s'engager qu'avec son Homme Idéal, rencontre Jérôme et pense trouver en lui cette perle rare... C'est l'histoire de Vincent et Marianne qui n'ont rien en commun et pourtant tout pour se plaire. C'est une histoire de rêves, de retrouvailles, de ruptures et de rencontres. Bref, une grande histoire d'amour, comme au cinéma.

Mr. 73

France, 2008. Avec Daniel Auteuil, Olivia Bonamy, Gérald Laroche, Catherine Marchal, Francis Renaud, Guy Lecluyse et Philippe Nahon.
Un tueur en série ensanglante Marseille. Louis Schneider, flic au SRPJ, mène l'enquête malgré l'alcool et les fantômes de son passé. Le passé resurgit aussi pour Justine. Vingt-cinq ans plus tôt, ses parents ont été sauvagement assassinés par Charles Subra. Schneider l’avait alors arrêté. Mais aujourd’hui, par le jeu des remises de peine et pour bonne conduite, Subra sort de prison. Cette libération anticipée va alors réunir Schneider et Justine, deux êtres qui tentent de survivre au drame de leur vie.

Perfect Creature

Starring Dougray Scott, Saffron Burrows, Leo Gregory, Scott Wills and Stuart Wilson. A vampire (Dougray Scott) teams with a human detective to stop his brother from infecting the world with his tainted blood.

Saw 4

Starring Tobin Bell, Scott Patterson, Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell and Lyriq Bent.
Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. Upon the news of Detective Kerry's murder, two seasoned FBI profilers, Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) and Agent Perez, arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) sift through Jigsaw's latest grizzly game of victims and piece together the puzzle. However, when SWAT Commander Rigg, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw (Tobin Bell), is suddenly abducted and thrust into the madman's harrowing game, the officer has but ninety minutes to overcome a series of interconnected traps...or face the deadly consequences. Rigg's citywide pursuit leaves a wake of dead bodies, and Detective Hoffman and the FBI uncover long hidden clues that lead them back to Jigsaw's ex-wife Jill (Betsy Russell). The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Things We Lost In The Fire (Nos Souvenirs Brules)

Starring Halle Berry, Benicio Del Toro, David Duchovny, Alison Lohman and Omar Benson Miller.
Audrey Burke (Halle Berry) is reeling from the shock of the news that has just been delivered to her door by the local police: her warm and loving husband Brian (David Duchovny), the father of their two young children, has been killed in a random act of violence. Once anchored by the love and comforts of their 11-year marriage, Audrey is now adrift. Impulsively, she turns to Jerry Sunborne (Benicio Del Toro), a down-and-out addict who has been her husband's close friend since childhood. Desperate to fill the painful void caused by her husband's death, Audrey invites Jerry to move into the room adjacent to their garage in the hope that he can help her and her children cope with their sudden loss. Jerry is facing a daily battle to stay off drugs, but in his unexpected role as surrogate parent and friend to Audrey's son and daughter he finds a core of inner resilience. As Jerry and Audrey navigate grief and denial, their fragile bonds are constantly tested. Working together, however, they discover the strength to move forward.
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