A La Carte TV Listing

August 7 to August 14

Satellite: Astra

Position: 19.2 east

Frequency: 12129 V

Programming hours: 24 hours

Encryptions: Seca 2


Balls Of Fury (Balles De Feu)

Starring Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q, Thomas Lennon and Robert Patrick.
In the unsanctioned, underground and unhinged world of extreme Ping-Pong, the competition is brutal and the stakes are deadly. Down-and-out former professional Ping-Pong phenom Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) is sucked into this maelstrom when FBI Agent Rodriguez (George Lopez) recruits him for a secret mission. Randy is determined to bounce back and recapture his former glory, and to smoke out his father’s (Robert Patrick) killer - one of the FBI’s Most Wanted, arch-fiend Feng (Christopher Walken). But, after two decades out of the game, Randy can’t turn his life around and avenge his father’s murder without a team of his own. He calls upon the spiritual guidance of blind Ping-Pong sage and restaurateur Wong (James Hong), and the training expertise of Master Wong’s wildly sexy niece Maggie (Maggie Q), both of whom also have a dark history with Feng. All roads lead to Feng’s mysterious jungle compound and the most unique Ping-Pong tournaments ever staged. There, Randy faces such formidable players as his long-ago Olympics opponent, the still-vicious Karl Wolfschtagg (Mr. Lennon). Can Randy keep his eye on the balls? Will he achieve the redemption he craves while wielding a paddle? Is his backhand strong enough to triumph over rampant wickedness?

The Bank Job (Braquage A L'Anglaise)

Starring Jason Statham, Saffron Burrows, Stephen Campbell Moore, Daniel Mays, James Faulkner, Alki David and Michael Jibson.
A car dealer with a dodgy past and new family, Terry (Jason Statham) has always avoided major-league scams. But when Martine (Saffron Burrows), a beautiful model from his old neighborhood, offers him a lead on a foolproof bank hit on London's Baker Street, Terry recognizes the opportunity of a lifetime. Martine targets a roomful of safe deposit boxes worth millions in cash and jewelry. But Terry and his crew don't realize the boxes also contain a treasure trove of dirty secrets - secrets that will thrust them into a deadly web of corruption and illicit scandal that spans London's criminal underworld, the highest echelons of the British government, and the Royal Family itself... the true story of a heist gone wrong ... in all the right ways.

Bouquet Final

Avec Didier Bourdon, Marc-André Grondin, Berenice Bejo, Gerard Depardieu et Marthe Keller.
Recruté comme directeur commercial d’une filiale parisienne d’une entreprise américaine de pompes funèbres, Gabriel part trois mois en stage sur le terrain aux côtés de Gervais Bron, 15 ans de métier. Il parvient à dissimuler son nouveau job à ses parents et à son amoureuse Claire, qui voient en lui un grand musicien, jusqu’au jour où il vend des obsèques à prix d’or à un vieux Monsieur qui n’est qu’autre que le grand-père de Claire.

Harold & Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay

Starring John Cho, Kal Penn, Roger Bart, Rob Corddry and Neil Patrick Harris.
John Cho and Kal Penn star as two stoners who can't get a break, the sequel to Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle finds the boys getting themselves in trouble when they try to sneak a bong onboard a flight to Amsterdam. Now suspected of terrorism, they are forced to run from the law and try to find a way to prove their innocence in an epic journey of deep thoughts, deeper inhaling, and a wild trip around the world.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Starring Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor, John Hurt, Luke Goss and Anna Walton.
After an ancient truce existing between humankind and the invisible realm of the fantastic is broken, hell on Earth is ready to erupt. A ruthless leader who treads the world above and the one below defies his bloodline and awakens an unstoppable army of creatures. Now, it's up to the planet's toughest, roughest superhero to battle the merciless dictator and his marauders. He may be red. He may be horned. He may be misunderstood. But when you need the job done right, it's time to call in Hellboy (Ron Perlman). Along with his expanding team in the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Development - pyrokinetic girlfriend Liz (Selma Blair), aquatic empath Abe (Doug Jones) and protoplasmic mystic Johann - the BPRD will travel between the surface strata and the unseen magical one, where creatures of fantasy become corporeal. And Hellboy, a creature of two worlds who's accepted by neither, must choose between the life he knows and an unknown destiny that beckons him.

High School Musical 3

Starring Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale, Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu, Monique Coleman, Olesya Rulin, Kaycee Stroh, Bart Johnson, Alyson Reed, Matt Prokop and Justin Martin.
Disney's "High School Musical" phenomenon leaps onto the big screen in High School Musical 3: Senior Year, which finds high school seniors Troy (Zac Efron) and Gabriella (Vanessa Hudgens) facing the prospect of being separated from one another as they head off in different directions to college. Joined by the rest of the Wildcats, they stage an elaborate spring musical reflecting their experiences, hopes and fears about their future. With incredible new music and exciting dance numbers designed to take maximum advantage of the big screen, this motion picture extravaganza delivers plenty of high-energy entertainment from East High's talented ensemble.

Le Crime Est Notre Affaire

Avec Catherine Frot, André Dussollier et Claude Rich.
Bélisaire et Prudence Beresford se reposent dans leur petit château qui domine le lac du Bourget. Belisaire est heureux, mais Prudence s'ennuie. Elle rêve d'une bonne fée, qui les propulseraient dans des aventures truffées de mystères... Cette bonne fée lui apparaît sous les traits de sa tante belge Babette, qui assiste à un crime horrible de la fenêtre d'un train. Malgré le scepticisme de Bélisaire, Prudence part à la recherche du cadavre. Elle se fait engager comme cuisinière dans un inquiétant chateau, où est réunie une bien curieuse famille, composée d'un vieillard irascible et de ses quatre enfants, et où d'authentiques sarcophages recèlent de bien étranges surprises.

Mes Stars Et Moi

Avec Kad Merad, Catherine Deneuve et Emmanuelle Béart.
Passionné par les actrices, Robert est sans doute le fan le plus collant du cinéma français. Agent de service la nuit dans une grande agence artistique, il consacre toutes ses journées à "ses" stars, qu'il suit sans relâche, et dont il n'hésite pas à se mêler de la vie. Réunies sur un même tournage, ses trois actrices préférées découvrent un jour qu'elles ont le même problème... avec le même fan. Elles vont alors décider de s'unir pour lui régler son compte : elles étaient ses idoles ... elles vont devenir son pire cauchemar.
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