my wife didnt come home last night

[Ivan big toe]

hello, i am not bothered about the mrs, i just got meself a (clone) DM 800 HD se

but my problem is, I have never had or know anyone with one, so I Honestly do not no what to do with it or what it can do.


i plugged it into my old pye dish and it works a treat

but I only have a few channels, well I have, 96,000 versions of bbc1 a few others and the gay channel




I know it will take me while to fully understand the DB and satellites / cards etc but knowing nowt, i now have to ask probably the most boring repetitive questions..............sorry peeps.


boring repetitive question

1...can i do stuff so i can get freesat channels

2...do i need to update/skin etc, to the dream box

3...what are my options for watching football (excluding paying murdock)

4...has anyone seen my mrs



thanks and a big man hug to anyone who can be @rsed to reply

[el younoussi]

hello mate .i didnt see your wife last night in the cambridge or molly s pubs.but about your d b 800se clone ; you need an image for it & choose witch emu do you want to use ex:: gbox ..cccam .....than exchange with the poeple to have the cards to watch your football or???.its hard work go to d b sections you ll find all what you need for your new wife.

[Ivan big toe]

el you, thanks for reply , but i am still scratching my balding head . most of the stuff on here presumes that i know stuff.

could any peeps who read this make some suggestions as to what emu/image i should use please, and maybe explain a little bit about why you suggest something, just so i can start to learn and understand

pleas don't think i am a info leech i do not want or expect somebody to just to set me up so i can sit back and watch bellenders, i want to learn and then hopefully be able to share what i learn give something back to the community


ivan big toe


sits back and waits for avalanche of reply's

[dch2gav2]

hello mate .i didnt see your wife last night in the cambridge or molly s pubs.but about your d b 800se clone ; you need an image for it & choose witch emu do you want to use ex:: gbox ..cccam .....than exchange with the poeple to have the cards to watch your football or???.its hard work go to d b sections you ll find all what you need for your new wife.

Hi el,

I also got a clone 800HD SE and somehow managed to get it connected to the net and by the web I flashed this image:

Sat4fun-GP3_DM800SE SIM2(SSL84a)

Is this a stable image? Is there a "good one" that I should use as a newbie?

... and now what? Go to plug-ins and download cccam? and then how can you watch footie? via cs?

thanks for any replies