In B&Q.

[martin]

> Two blokes one old and one young, are pushing their trolleys around B & Q
> when they collide.
>
> The old man says to the young bloke, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
> wife, and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
>
> 'The young bloke says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
>
> The old man says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife
> look like?'
>
> The young bloke says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,
> blue
> eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing very tight white shorts, a
> halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
>
> The old man says..... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

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